Gross Stories
The Stupid Things People Do - Don't Carry a Loaded Gun in Your Belt
The other day I had a patient come in who had basically all but shot off his "little man". For some strange reason known only to himself, mr.big man was carrying a loaded weapon in his belt, in close proximity to his little man. He was obviously either very new to carrying said loaded weapon (he was young), or he was just having a bad day, because somehow he fired the weapon while it was still in his belt.
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